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     The zombie apocalypse has begun.  Lock your doors and bar your windows!  Make sure your son is where you left him and not running loose.   There will be safety nets outside most major cities to quell the uprising of dead and take back what the dead have taken from us.  Barricades will be monitored with the most up to date monitoring systems and manned with personnel around the clock so you and your loved ones will be safe.  Oh, and please, please stay away from Vegas!!
    

      It's really too bad the victim wasn't Chuck Norris or none of this would have happened!  Anyway...just making light of an otherwise tragic situation.  Damn, I hate zombies!!!